December 2010
24 posts
my new music blog →
“Dear Pringles man,
Are we related?
Sincerely, the Monopoly man.”
“Dear Tiger,
18 holes just wasn’t enough for you?
Sincerely, Saddened...”
“Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Well played.
Sincerely, Waldo.”
“Dear Girls,
We hate periods too.
Sincerely, Commas.”
“Dear Cupcakes,
You may be the ones who get picked at parties, but we all know...”
“Dear McDonalds customers,
Please don’t look at me like I’m below...”
“Dear X,
You have no idea what math is putting us through to find you, please...”
“Dear peanut butter,
I saw you with chocolate! Don’t think I don’t...”
“Dear Humans,
Would you feed your dog, dog shaped treats?
Sincerely, Sour Patch...”
